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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on May 29, 2021 20:34:13 GMT
What's this, a glorious day, perfect for a ride out, so after finishing work I headed off on the SD to the wild and lawless lands of North Northumberland, an area populated by strange tribes that roam the hills in search of unfortunate traveller's, luckily Lord Beer's bike is in excellent shape and shall evade thy strange folk, nothing will stop me..... .....brum brum, frrrt, cough cough stop, Lord Beer's trusty steed grinds to a halt in bandit country, bollocks π‘, what could cause this travesty!!!, I dismount to assess the situation, a wandering party of locals arrives and show great concern at my predicament With no help forthcoming I set about the mighty task of solving thy unfortunate situation, plenty fuel, yip, electrics working yip, shite, pausing for a moment I engage in conversation with the tribal leader and find we have much in common, I offer free entry to thy great hall in return for the use of tools, returning to the problem the fault presents itself, a loose connector to the coil, reconnect and brum brum, success, impressed with Lord Beer's problem solving skills, the tribal leader, Bungdit Din, insists I travel onward with his party and sample his great hospitality Indeed it is true, you meet the nicest people on a Honda, I shall return to thy great hall, in 4 or 5 days πΊπ
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Post by McLellan on May 30, 2021 5:35:37 GMT
OMG.......what ? ? ?
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Post by terryc on May 30, 2021 7:12:09 GMT
I thought I'd broken down coming back from work this morning but after three or four attempts at starting I realised I'd knocked the kill switch ,so away I went leaving a queue of traffic scratching their heads behind me wondering what the numpty on the bike was playing at
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Post by andy1kenobe on May 30, 2021 9:16:21 GMT
I thought I'd broken down coming back from work this morning but after three or four attempts at starting I realised I'd knocked the kill switch ,so away I went leaving a queue of traffic scratching their heads behind me wondering what the numpty on the bike was playing at Been there, done that. More than once!!!
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Post by duffer on May 30, 2021 10:50:21 GMT
That prompts me to double check the magneto wires on the air bike prior to my delivery run to your Hall. Such issues could ruin most of my day π€ Should I be packing any heat to deal with your locals ?
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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on May 30, 2021 17:20:12 GMT
I find bribery works best, if that fails run away π
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