I just bought a private jet

Okay.....can you all now stop looking at me like I am David Brent making an awkward announcement on an episode of the Office UK version...

There has been at least 30 seconds of silence now. Cheers.

Dirt cheap mate.....DIRT CHEAP.... promise you.....come to the Crashy later, will update in full.....might even buy you a Red Stripe if you play your cards right and guess what I paid. 

It will be mate..no worries, what's your poison?

If the news is that good it deserves a large RUM

Celebration you say, consider it done. Private plates are indeed worthy, I of course travel with such a plate*



Many times I have unfortunately whizzed through speed camera's, however instead of sending tickets, the local chief plod comes round to personally deliver fine ales and apologise for having bothered Lord Beer.

* OK obviously it's a shite photoshop job, but one day this will happen, maybe 😄

Indeed, rules must be relaxed to allow plates to accurately reflect thy owner, many times Lord Beer has to wait in line for beverage supplies, I'm sure with the appropriate plate Lord Beer would simply have to turn up and said supplies would be brought out with complimentary snacks and free fuel, when Lord Beer becomes ruler of this damp island such things will come to pass.