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Post by comstar on Jan 11, 2022 23:23:45 GMT
But how do you get away with that? You must have friends in very high places. I have never seen that legal format.
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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on Jan 11, 2022 23:45:20 GMT
Things of a legal nature do not concern me, the local constabulary know better than to bother me with such trivial matters, indeed my farm of herbal products and shed containing stills of various beverages go unnoticed, entry to thy great hall is highly prized, even amongst law enforcement individuals.
Only yesterday I received congratulations from plod for a most impressive wheelie at 200mph through a speed camera with several crates of gods finest strapped to the pillion seat, although I must admit a battle jockstrap with extra insulation was worn due to the lower temperatures at this time of year 😁👍🍺
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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on Feb 15, 2022 19:27:56 GMT
The saga continues with exciting news, the Alfa has been moved from my workshop/garage at work to the servicing area for the replacement of the replacement clutch, work shall commence in the morning and be completed by lunchtime, which is just as well as the tax on the Toyota runs out at the end of the month and I'm not taxing two cars, this should give enough time for a few sneaky test drives before the Alfa hits the road, pictures of this glourious work will follow tomorrow, brace yourselves, the end is in sight 😄👍🍺
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Post by bawbag on Feb 16, 2022 20:25:22 GMT
Sounds exciting.
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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on Feb 17, 2022 17:52:19 GMT
Exciting isn't word Sir Bawbag, many nerves were jangling and our tab loving mechanic depleted his packet in no time, anyway, slightly delayed, it is complete Rise Alfa, Rise Getting down to the task at hand Off with the gearbox Hard at work... watching someone else do the job, I passed at least two spanners over, exhausting stuff Rust! not on this Alfa Disaster with the wrong clutch was averted, the clutch plate centre had exploded due to the wrong release bearing/cylinder but fortunately no damage to the splined shaft, lucky indeed. And so there we have it, test drive successful, all working perfectly and ready to go on the road 1st March, first drive pictures will be posted at this time, but until then goodnight and thanks for watching 👍🍺
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Post by comstar on Feb 17, 2022 18:01:20 GMT
I need some turquoise gloves in my life too.....or would you describe them as aqua Lord Beer?
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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on Feb 17, 2022 18:11:28 GMT
Not sure about the colour, but my man describes them as shite as they last about 5 minutes 🤔
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Post by comstar on Feb 17, 2022 18:13:47 GMT
Mine rarely get dirty if working on a Honda....but filthy if working on a Brit.
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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on Feb 17, 2022 18:16:38 GMT
Hang on a minute, do you not employ minions to undertake such tasks oh mighty Prince?
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Post by comstar on Feb 17, 2022 18:22:59 GMT
Well yes most of them. But I do like to get involved occasionally, it keeps me off street corners from time to time.
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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on Feb 17, 2022 18:36:30 GMT
Street corners you say, I shall not ask 🤔😄🍺
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Post by comstar on Feb 17, 2022 18:46:27 GMT
Getting back to the Alfa - that undertrain and chassis looks spotless. Hmm.....are you sure that's an Alfa? Staying on the subject of Alfa's just a sec, feast your eyes on this. (This is a recent work order for my son's Quadrifoglio which has been in the shop for 2 months). This was just one page by the way, there were many others, thank fcuk the thing is still under warranty. Gotta love 'em :
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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on Feb 17, 2022 19:05:43 GMT
Just clear the fault codes, it'll be fine 😄
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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on Feb 17, 2022 21:59:37 GMT
Look, a Superdream, nowt to do with this thread, but so what, Superdream, hoorah etc Yes I'm bored, but shiney photo anyway 👍🍺
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Post by joesoap on Feb 17, 2022 22:33:19 GMT
Look, a Superdream, nowt to do with this thread, but so what, Superdream, hoorah etc Yes I'm bored, but shiney photo anyway 👍🍺 Nice. I had a blue one once.
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