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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on Oct 10, 2021 19:12:58 GMT
Indeed, many things hang around the garage, bikes, tools, spare parts, but in addition big nasty scary things like hanging out 😬 Meet Lord Frederick Lord Frederick has been putting in appearances lately, running around the place, munching on the unfortunate flying buzzy things, and most troubling has been setting up shop with smaller beasties in the corner and they seem to plotting some sort of take over, small workshop facilities have appeared along with a miniature bar establishment and small squeaky voices have been heard, uttering such cries of 'death to Lord Beer' and 'fetch me his head' and most troubling ' reroute the beer supplies to my temple' 😬 Should I be worried, perhaps an alliance is in order 🤔
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Post by BritPete on Oct 10, 2021 19:24:55 GMT
My advice LB is to leave some alcohol free beer out
Frederick will soon depart for Garages New
I know it’s cruel but needs must
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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on Oct 10, 2021 19:41:33 GMT
Alas such items are not available, and I hope never shall be, I did leave a chicken sandwich and upon my return the sandwich was moved aside and a sheep from the neighbouring field was cooking on a makeshift bonfire with Lord Frederick's brethern chanting war cries and consuming rather large measures of an undetermined spirit, those boys mean business 😬
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Post by buster on Oct 10, 2021 19:49:40 GMT
I think its cousin is living behind my TV
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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on Oct 10, 2021 19:54:39 GMT
Your in trouble Sir Buster, if it's any relation of Lord Frederick it shall soon take over thy TV remote and soon you'll be watching the Dukes of Hazard reruns, continually, apparently a favourite show, no idea why 🤔
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Post by buster on Oct 10, 2021 20:27:45 GMT
if I could get Dukes of Hazard repeats I'd buy it its own remote
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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on Oct 10, 2021 20:48:30 GMT
Yeehah, Lord Frederick may be a vicious beastie, but he picks the most epic TV shows
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Post by bawbag on Oct 11, 2021 17:07:48 GMT
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Post by richard on Oct 12, 2021 7:46:41 GMT
a vitamin drink..near the beer..surely not
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Post by The Great High Lord Beer on Oct 12, 2021 17:23:43 GMT
Good news, Lord Frederick has been defeated, the battle was long and mighty, Lord Frederick and his followers fought bravely, only Lord Beers main battle tank could save the day, of course deployed in a appropriate fashion in honour of Lord Frederick's favourite TV show, he died happy 😁🍺
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Post by buster on Oct 13, 2021 8:39:11 GMT
in my warped mind the entire tank crew are yelling yeehah and the dukes of hazard air horns are playing...
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